don’t get attached to tv programs
because they will go on hiatus
and you will die
(Source: moraniarty, via spitfiredup)
Marina Keegan: The Opposite of Loneliness →
I love this speech, but such a tragic loss.
(Source: drumcorpsworld, via msdrbeat)
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
Tom Brady holds more quarterback records than all the other quarterbacks in the NFL combined.
(Source: mobile.twitter.com, via bosstownsports)
I haven’t made a melodramatic post in a while this is good I guess!
it’s 2012. why can’t i ctrl+f books yet?
Crying because I missed all of the deadlines for subject tests and the ACT
ALL OF THEM
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Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents
(Source: wittels, via snowqueens)
(Source: justlittlethings)
I remember reading somewhere that most laugh tracks were recorded in the 50’s and most of the people laughing in them are dead. which totally makes sense because no living person would laugh at the big bang theory.
(via bigbobsbeepers)
(via asecond-madworld)
(Source: giseledaily, via bosstownsports)
I cry a lot because I miss people. They die and I can’t stop them. They leave me and I love them more.
— Maurice Sendak (via sirmitchell)
(via mandysaid)
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